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Hitchin Band Fun Pages!
Tuba Jokes
- What's the range of a tuba?
- About twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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- What is the difference between a tuba section and a 1979 Ford Cortina?
- You can tune a 1979 Ford Cortina.
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- What's a tuba for?
- 1½" by 3½" unless you request "full cut."
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- What is the difference between a tuba and a bouncy castle?
- You take your shoes off before you jump on a bouncy castle.
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- How do you fix a broken tuba?
- With a tuba glue
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