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Tuba Jokes

What's the range of a tuba?
About twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
 
What is the difference between a tuba section and a 1979 Ford Cortina?
You can tune a 1979 Ford Cortina.
 
What's a tuba for?
1" by 3" unless you request "full cut."
 
What is the difference between a tuba and a bouncy castle?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a bouncy castle.
 
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue